Meow meow, MEOW! (part 2)

Greetings from purgatory. Yes, I was able to get my mitts on the computer again while they were motoring through bumpy seas. Didn’t they know I was trying to get my daily 23 and 1/2 hours of beauty rest? Oh well, at least I get a chance to vent my many frustrations. They’ve taken to locking up my food by duct taping the locker shut, which seems very inefficient since I was doing a very good job at opening the lockers and feeding myself before. I’m still very hungry all the time and seem to get in a lot of trouble when I decide to enrich my diet with calcium from the stick of butter that is sometimes left unattended. If my food woes aren’t enough to keep me unhappy, we spent the last week in the company of two, yes TWO, dogs and a cat. Humph. The dogs seemed to be rather unthreatening and stupid (typical canines), but the cat, however, was much larger and male and had a way of yelling at me that I did not appreciate. The only good thing that has happened in the past week, is that they have decided to leave the boat open while they are away so I can explore my dominion as I wish. They are threatening me with an ocean passage but the only way this furry body is crossing any oceans is in first class on a 747. Negotiations are underway. Please, if you get this message, send food. I’m hungry.