Meow meow...ouch!

It's been two weeks and they still haven't taken off this stupid blue funnel that's around my neck. First it was so I wouldn't lick that painful lump on my stomach, and now it's so I don't lick those stitches that that know it all veterinarian put all up my stomach. I'm starting to get very smelly and my fur feels oily and sticky. My skin is dry and I'm sick of licking this blue cloth funnel instead of my fur. Well, what fur there is left. I'm feeling rather naked and embarrassed. This is all very demeaning. They've promised to take the stitches out today (HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??? THEY AREN'T VETERINARIANS, THEY ARE AMATEURS AND WILL CLEARLY INJURE ME!!! SOMEONE PLEASE, PLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE CALL P.E.T.A. IMMEDIATELY, I don't know where we are, but there is blue water, palm trees and white sand all around... that should narrow it down!). Stay posted for reports of my abuse.

Kit Kat.